Doing It All: New Year's Resolutions
I’ve decided to finally take everyone’s advice this year. Usually I blow off it all off. But now I’m taking it seriously. What everyone is telling me is true—I’m an overweight, depressed, unspiritual hack who will die soon from a deadly cocktail of trans-fats, killer mold and NutraSweet. It’s time to change. [Click here to read more]
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Oh how funny! And being your wife I am encouraging you to NOT do that schedule. If you ask really nice I will consider doing the dusting ok? That'll buy you back at least 5 or 10 minutes.
ROTFLMHO!!!!!!!!!
"Life is a symphony"
Just reading this made me tired!
Nice! You should do one of these (Maybe next New Year) for what a pastor should do at work!.
This was great! I don't know if you realized it or not (it may have been done on purpose for effect) but you added an extra hour in the morning (see the times listed in spiritual development). Oh well, just take that extra out of your sleep time!
Ironic that the Lord has led me to preach a sermon today stressing the importance of rest in Him...
Well, I'm 8 days into 2007 and so far this schedule has been really hard to keep up. Pray for me.
Pete - Nice catch. No, that wasn't added for effect... just a typo.
That proves the point all the more though, doesn't it???
Ryan - love your idea... that list of what a pastor is supposed to do (in the minds of others) may be even harder to fit into one day. You might not even get to sleep under that list!!!! :-(
Everyone else - thanks for stopping by.
Dave, this blog was hilarious. I know I'm a bit late to the party, but I just had to comment...
I think you should join me in starting the first of a chain of restaurants I'd like to start. Seriously, I'd like to start a chain called "Fat and Happy's," where I'm "Fat" and whoever starts it with me can be "Happy."
We could have pics all over the place of large, smiling people, and an industrial scale to weigh people unsuspectingly when they come in. Parties of four or more would get free desserts if they weighed more than 1,000 pounds, and no healthy foods would be on the menu.
Personally, I think it would work, and you could cut the exercise out of your schedule.
Let me know if you're in...
-Ken
Thanks for dropping in, Ken.
This new schedule for me is tiring me out and since I don't have any time to work maybe your idea has merit.
:-)
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